[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PgowBLb4sKw?rel=0&w=650&h=366] News satire outlet The Onion is at it again, this time poking fun at the sometimes ridiculous depths players can customize their characters in role-playing games. Just imagine being able to customize every single aspect of your video / computer game character, including their organs and cells. Now imagine that every single one of these modifications affect how the character plays. If that sounds far-fetched, consider that we live in a world where people pay real money to fund games about simulating grass, goats and rocks. In fact, character customization has already reached such ridiculous levels that we shudder to think what players will be able to create in the near future.